The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2: (an Adventure for 3-6 P

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Author(s)\Editor(s): Mellick, Carlton, III – – Binding: QUALITY PAPERBACK BOOKSYearMonthDay of Publication: 20100611Standardized Book Category: Humorous – GeneralLanguage: \n \n EnglishPage Count: \n \n 00232Publisher Marketing: \n \n Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD\u0026amp;D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master’s retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players’ commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin\halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.