We Are Never Meeting in Real Life.: Essays – Paperback

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We Are Never Meeting in Real Life.: EssaysAuthor: Irby, SamanthaPublication Date: 05\/30\/2017Format: PaperbackWith Heartfelt Candor And Her Usual Side-splitting Bite, Humorist, Essayist, And Blogger At Bitchesgottaeat.com Samantha Irby Captures Powerful Emotional Truths While Chronicling The Disaster That Has Been Her Life. An Ill-fated Pilgrimage And Romantic Vacation To Nashville To Scatter Her Estranged Father’s Ashes, Awkward Sexual Encounters, A Bachelorette Application Gone Awry, And More– Sometimes You Just Have To Laugh, Even When Your Life Is A Dumpster Fire. My Bachelorette Application — A Blues For Fred — The Miracle Porker — Do You Guys Pay Your Fucking Bills Or What? — You Don’t Have To Be Grateful For Sex — A Christmas Carol — Happy Birthday — A Case For Remaining Indoors — A Total Attack Of The Heart — A Civil Union — Mavis — Fuck It, Bitch. Stay Fat — Nashville Hot Chicken — I’m In Love And It’s Boring — A Bomb, Probably — The Real Housewife Of Kalamazoo — Thirteen Questions To Ask Before Getting Married — Yo, I Need A Job — Feelings Are A Mistake — We Are Never Meeting In Real Life. Samantha Irby.